Merry Grist-Mas O-Ye Unwashed Masses

Greetings and Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law, you worthless cunts (sorry, it's been such a long time, I have to insult you to keep up appearances, I don't want to loose my trite style of introducing the reader with a warm welcome, so seriously - fuck you!...Just kidding).

It's been more than a year that I made my last update - a Magickal 369 days to be exact!

I know because I checked: (PROOF BELOW!)



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I'm still alive and this blog-site is not dead.

I've been writing unreadable material. It exists, just not here (online).

Just wanted to drop in and say 'Merry Christmas' (I presume most people reading text from a Germanic language such as English - albeit rendered in Italic-Romanised-Latin characters - would be Christian to some degree or other) but the proper date for making such a pronouncement would be September 11th (the -REAL- day Jesus was born...More on that some other time).

So I'll instead say 'Merry Black-Mass' if your a Satanist or wish you a merry 'XXX-Mas' if you're a Pornographer. Also 'Seasons Greetings' if you're an Atheist who gets offended at shit nobody in their right mind could get offended at (I'm more identifiable as 'Agnostic/Skeptic' myself, I just get pissed off when they get pissed off about nothing) ...Then again, Global-Warmingists might get offended as they don't like the seasons changing (News Flash: it's actually getting colder, the Ice-Caps aren't melting) so that might not be such a good idea (I mean, don't get me wrong, I do like offending people and all - just only on my own terms i.e. when I actually 'INTEND' to).

To the French a very 'Bon Noel/Nui' (I don't understand French, hey look - I'm trying).

As well, I'd like to wish Seasons Beatings to all MMA fans and aficionados!

...And I don't want the Occultists to think I'm leaving them out of today's merriment, when the Sun-God, dies (yesterday?) and is born again today (I don't know what the hell kind of diet he has, but it sounds like a pretty sweet deal, so I'll have what he's having - unless of course I'm going to have to bow down, exalt some worthless Demon and give up my soul only to have myself roasted in the Sun - in which case; I'm not interested) and wish them all a happy Winter Solstice (again the Global-Warmingists might find a reason to get offended).

Which reminds me, what the hell is it with the Global-Warmingists that have 'seen the light' that us skeptics have been blindsided to by, I don't know...logic?! I guess the whole Global-Warmingist crusade is beginning to morph itself into a new religion of sorts.

A clever, clever, rascally li'l bastard, that Al Blood and Gore (literally translating into 'Al' or 'The' Gore) and his 'Very Convenient Fiction'. See, since he bitched and moaned the loudest about the thermostat going up 1.8 degrees; he now gets to be the new God or Pope of Global-Warmingism, and it's made him a few bucks - so why not keep up the charade, it's still worth a few trillion.

They actually have a series of articles on an 'Enviro' website devoted to 'dealing with' climate-change skeptics...Literally, this how they titled it:

"How to Talk to a Climate Skeptic: Responses to the most common skeptical arguments on global warming A Grist Special Series".

Below is a screen-shot I took of the section in question at grist.org today.



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(I will take this opportunity to address the 'Most Holy Church of Freeze-us Grist and Pontifex Flatulence Al Gimme-More-Blut-and Gore' I want you to know that your 'worship the mother nature goddess earth who is so unbelievably powerful that she needs mankind's help merely adjusting the thermostat' philosophy does either one of two things, either it makes me laugh or it makes me sick and laugh harder - which causes my temperature to rise, which causes global warming, which you guys are trying to prevent...or are you now? See the problem? Then again, I guess science is too good for you).

I'm reluctant to link to a site that nearly admits to having such a brainwashing agenda, but I can't just say such a site exists and then not provide any proof for my claim (or else I'd be using the same modus operandi as most of these Global-Warmingists who have 'seen the Luciferian Light' and left me - a profane, vulgar, unwashed mass of a skeptic - out of their holy Global-Warmingism campaign of knowledge that is so holy, right and true that even science can't prove it - then again, Grist is a self-anointed 'beacon in the smog') so here it is:

http://www.grist.org/article/series/skeptics

However, not all environmentalist motivated/influenced behavior (ideas and inculcated inclinations) is bad, some of them are really good ideas! For example:



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I like the idea of environmentally friendly panties, as long as they're water-soluble or something (which unfortunately these ones aren't *Starts Crying*) I mean I might accidentally carefully aim a glass of water on a woman's crotch and...Then there's always the attractive dumb blonde (with or without the 'e'; I don't care) at the swimming pool; so these panties could come in handy, and then there are those made out of (hopefully cotton) candy (Damn, I just gave away a billion dollar idea - fuck!!!) but you can see the benefit of innovation based on phony environmentalism (Read: Marketing Profiteering tactics to goad the gullible).

http://www.faeriesdance.com/panties-c-25_15_16.html

And to be fair, I actually got the link from a grist.com banner-advert, so some good has come out of the nonsense parade.

Don't get me wrong, there ABSOLUTELY are REAL environmental issues...But Global-Warming is not one of them.

Regardless, a Very Bloody Merry Black XXX-Mas-Solstice-Season, everyone!

~Azzan~

PS. I read about somebody filming a Christmas Porno of sorts...Nah! I'll just let you Google it.