Dear Slippery-Cunt-Fingering-Wankers,
You may have noticed that my entries have been sporadic as of late. Not a whole lot in 2011 (count 'em '0' posts to be exact.) Truth be told, I had plenty written, just never posted. Some of the entries were time sensitive. So when I fell about a day or two after the passing of it's significance, I simply 'shelved' the articles. I intend post them later, I hope.
For the moment, I want to try to enter something at least quasi-meaningful but while disallowing myself from doing a few things,
- Doing my head in and yours with overlong passages.
- Becoming a perfectionist who waits until everything is right before posting, that even after I finish by all reasonable academic standards; I end up not posting at all.
- Use pictures and especially videos sparingly. Too much shit will slow down even the beefiest gaming computers. (Turns out people actually view my blogsite from their smart-phones. I haven't yet figured out how to best optimise my site for such devices...other than by taking it down altogether; but that kind of defeats the purpose so nuh-uhn!)
I'm going to try to pick just one random subject and simply write (anything) about it. Right now I choose to pick 10 countries and tell, ideally not more than 2-3 sentences, why I love them.
- United States: Fought for freedom (against the leadership of a few other countries found on this list) showed that it isn't always used for what's right or even good, and taught us it's value. Might be losing it again these days and this time...to itself.
- Canada: Basically most of the good parts of the US without the less savory ones, appreciation for a colder climate and how Hollywood is exploitable by it's acting and directing talent. (Did you know that "Rumble in the Bronx" was filmed in Vancouver? "Resident Evil's" (aren't they coming out with part 567 soon?) fictional Raccoon City in Toronto? I could go on.) Sort of like Australia if it had Tasmanian Devils, jungles, koalas, kangaroos and kylieminoguesass.
- Germany: Deutschland has long showcased a true demonstration of observational and intellectual faculties seeing wave after wave of scientific understanding and technological developments. Not enough pride taken in itself outside of sport (unless of course we go back to Wiemar but that was like 70 years ago.) Incredible Heavy Metal and amazingly gorgeous women! Some of whom like playing with bananas.
- Russia: Fedor Emelianenko wrestles bears. Toughest yet most humble heavyweight. Feared and loved the world over. Da! (Also home to other beasts such as Alexander Karelin and Nikolai Valuev. And Mishka, the household pet of choice - a bear that will tear the Dneipropetrovsk Maniacs to pieces.)
- Brazil: A cultural spring midst foreign influence, a hotbed of heavy-metal with unique popularity Brazilian Jiujitsu having gone worldwide; and Muay Thai being brought in and evolved.
- China+Taiwan+Others: What is it with the last few nations and the Martial Arts? This nation is probably home to one of the worlds oldest martial arts philosophies. Hard working beyond discipline. Sadly not enough porn. This is inexcusable considering that an incalculable number of gorgeous and fuckable women abound. Might need de-bushing (Brazilian or Hollywood.) Also, though they may be the slackers of the animal kingdom, the pandas sole biological function is to be cute! And to service as a sexual harassment mascot on South Park.
- United Kingdom: Even if the Kingdom was divided, I'd like each nation individually. English Wings, Irish Fire, Scottish Shore, Welsh Wish, Mans Isle and more!
- Latvia: Somewhere between Lithuania and Estonia's thighs, this Baltic nation caught my fancy in surprising ways; Metal and Porn.
- Australia: The land down under. A vast terrain with every kind of weather imaginable. Great for biking, zip-lining, rock/mountain climbing, bikini beach volleyball, swimming, surfing and for not being allowed to play Mortal Kombat or face a $100,000 fine and possible jail time if you are caught trying to import it. A great country that might need to do what America did a few centuries ago.
- Slovenia: Got a spare girlfriend? I'm hungry.
There's many I didn't yet mention, Iceland, Sweden, Netherlands, Austria, Hungary, Romania, Spain, Turkey, Egypt, Pakistan, Mongolia, Japan, Indonesia, New Zealand, etc. Matter of factly, I might have missed a few continents.
I'm just telling you what I can off the top of my head within within 15 minutes (10 to type + 5 to edit!) This helps keep things optimally short (in both the composing and consuming phases) and hopefully both of us wanting to come back for more.
That's all for now. More cumming later masturbators!
~Azzan~
