An Introduction to Nothing.

Greetings you Horrible-Lot.

This is the first post (and likely to be 'the last' for a while) as I'm new to 'blogging' (I hate that word) and am still learning all the features of blogger. Updates will be posted variably; usually only when I feel like I have something to say. This blog serves no single purpose and therefore can cater to any, multi- or all purposes/interests (basically a 'floating-format' here).

Feel free to link to me, as I am an attention-whore and would like as many visitors as possible (of course I wouldn't be surprised if in the next 3 years fewer than 6 people actually came to this blog). Oh well, I try. I believe they call it 'Democracy' these days.

I have ideas, suppositions, convictions and beliefs (which tend to change subtly from time to time). I am biased about things and often make generalizations (though usually not entirely of an intentionally hateful nature). I try not to contradict myself (oddly enough, I seldom do) as I don't wish to be labeled a 'hypocrite'...But then again, no one is perfect (or at least, very few are entirely perfect).

Finally, this blog is an 'ongoing-work-in-progress'. Meaning that I might come back and change things (that's if I'm able to). Don't hold me accountable to anything I say here, although I believe it's safe to say that the vast majority of it is true. If you get offended or die while reading this blog, feel free to 'Rest-In-Peace' but please don't have your family members, friends, co-workers, etc. sue me. I tend to say lots of 'off-the-wall' stuff every now and then.

I'll try not to outrage readers, unless I'm especially in the mood of doing so. Don't bitch about stuff, that's what I'm here for. Thank you and welcome to this blog of (presently) nothing.

~Azzan~