~Nemrosim~

Christmas Gets Two Weeks, Hallowe'en Needs to Be Longer.

2010-10-31T19:14:00.001+01:00

I originally wrote this 11:49 AM 12/28/2009 but am posting it now (almost a year later) still not having the time or the will to edit it, I say ‘screw perfectionism!’ Let's get what we already have, out first, we can add to it later. Besides who's keeping score, right?

To be perfectly honest, I was going to title this "Christmas Gets Four Months, Hallowe’en Needs to Be a Lot Longer!" because it reflects the marketing world and that unfortunately is innately connected with the socio-psychological collective-perception realm...But I'll just go with the official story this once.

Okay, if the title wasn’t a dead give away, I don’t think Hallowe’en (Haloween, Samhain, etc., whathaveyou) isn’t long enough, in comparison to Christmas. Many people the world over celebrate it hence it is quite possibly the biggest Holiday Celebrated West of the Ural and North of the Caucasus (even East and South respectively).

Not me though. I don't celebrate it. And to be perfectly honest, what is there to celebrate? It's a shopping season, is really what it is. I'm not breaking any new ground or revealing any earth-shattering hidden info when I say that there's nothing 'Christian' about Christmas. Basically all of the Pre-Christian European (in my opinion mostly Celtic) Holidays were 'Christianised' and incorporated into the then still unfinished Christian-faith. Follow their (the Celtic) Calendar if you can and I think you'll agree.

The problem is, I've noticed we tend to grant Christmas a much longer stay than any other holiday. Again, what's so ‘holy’ about it? (Contrary to the December 25th belief) Jesus was born on September the 11th - if you follow the Biblical Astrology and compare it against naval spatial observational records, Mother-Mary's trip back to Bethlehem (following Jupiter) came during September, and the birth logically on the 11th; but I'm just rutting-hairs here - it's quite the complex and fascinating study.

Now granted, there are 12 Days of Christmas, 12 Disciples, 12 Zodiacal Constellations, 12 Hours in the Day, 12 Months in the Year, 12 years before a Jewess becomes a Woman (13 for Boys, also a similar tradition for Muslims) 12 Musical Keys (7 White + 5 Black) in the Register...A lot of reason for ‘12’ to keep popping up, which despite what the above may apply, still doesn't quite make sense to me.

Okay, but why do we promote it (Christmas) four fucking months in advance?!

Really (depending on where you live) you can start seeing ads for it, very subtly beginning in July but slightly more noticeably in September.

Since most/all of the Christian holidays have little in connection with Christianity. Perhaps even 'Anti-Christian' in nature: Hallowe’en for Little Devils post-Harvest; Christmas is for the re-birthing of the Ægyptian Sun-God; Beaster/påsk/Palm is a torture death-cult celebration; St. Valentines Day is milked up by marketers of Cards, Chocolate and Condoms (the 3 C’s!) and no mention is made of the Martyred Saints themselves (as more than one was killed unnecessarily) perhaps we could give Hallowe’en a well deserved boost? No?

Christian or not, Christians as well as secularized non-Christians (and followers of other religions) still celebrate them.

Now I'm hugely into everything Magickal, Occult, Esoteric, Spiritual, Religious, Hell - even outright Satanic stuff, and they are all woven with and interconnected to two H-Terms: 'Heavy-Metal' and 'Hallowe’en.'

All of the above-mentioned things can be related to either ‘-Metal’ or ‘O'Ween’ (or both) and done so to such an extant in fact that there is a Heavy-Power-Metal Band from Deutschland (a personal favourite of mine too!) by the name of “Helloween!”

(Their 1998 record "Better than Raw")

Now so far, I haven't said much about Hallowe’en/alla helgons dag/allhelgonaafton either.

Rather than prattle on-and-on about the 'History and True (almost always 'Celtic') Origins of Hallowe’en' which you find on most sites ranging from encyclopaedias to blogs like this one; I figure I'll break tradition and talk instead about what Hallowe’en is/means to me (which is also something I generally despise doing) subjective opinions as opposed to cold hard facts (actually 'lukewarm-mushy facts' as is most of the study we call 'History' despite which, is still reasonably reliable depending on who you ask of it).

Hallowe’en IMHO, is the time for those usually of an overly-skeptical outlook on life (such as myself between 8AM-6PM, and again between 8PM-2AM) to suspend their disbelief. But for what Masonry regards as the ‘profane’ aside, those in both familiarity and harmony with a more esoteric understanding of the period, know that it is the time where the ‘Veil’ (the ‘Ghayb’ for followers of Arab/Muslim Sufi-Mysticism) is thinnest between our world and the spirit realm (sometimes I feel as if the nightmare realm and the living one mesh, but that’s usually during day to day life ;) and while some exoteric understandings simply interpret this as a time for nature to prepare us for what is coming ahead, I take it to be the time when the impossible becomes more readily possible.

But I’ve noticed, I get that feeling slightly less than a season, and considerably more than just one day out of the year. I get the whole ‘Hallowe’en tingly sensation’ as early as the last week of September to about the first week of November (about 6 weeks and 6 days – I hate the number 7 so I’ll refrain from saying 7 weeks, especially if I did, it could become quite ‘obsessional’ and I could round it up to 8 or even 9 weeks).

So what to people do during this grand sacred time?

Depending on where you live - it could be as mundane as ‘raking the leaves,’ reaping the toil of your labour (if somehow you are lucky enough to have your own farm) in the form of a harvest which in today’s world barely pays your bills, even if you make Millions of (Dollars, Pounds, Euros, Kroner - take your pick).

It could be little more exciting for children, as they once again re-enact the rituals of the Druids, demanding Virgins from any household they desire: They knock, you trick them into pretending your not home, or you treat their entreats by offering up your daughter (if she’s good looking) and they take her back, probably have their way with her, than sacrifice her to some vague Devil even the Gorsedd (and other Illuminati inclusionary Svbcvlts) probably only has a still vaguer idea about.

Oh right, that’s what children mean by trick-or-treat.

Well, it goes further than that, as those guys were a bunch of thugs back in the ancient world, if you didn’t have the man power, they’d just bust down your door. If you did, they’d curse you with a ‘Hex’ not too unlike the Seal of Solomon or the Start of David (except this is ancient Ireland, Scotland and Wales we’re talking about, not some dusty shithole in modern-day Israel).

(The Seal of Solomon.)

Again, for those who are familiar with the occult, Samhain (Hallowe’en) can be just as wonderful time to conjure up some friendly, benign, harmless…fire-breathing Demonic-Djinn from the bowels of Hell (or some other more vacationable spot in the after-life) or here on Earth.

And if by some quirk of idiocy you end up as a Wiccan (the feminist variety being the worst) this can be a good time to honour your beloved mother godless…er, goddess; who is so wise and powerful in her understanding and infinite strength that she needs your help to stay alive and will die with the earth, should this trash-heap of a planet were to be enveloped by a supernovaec-expansion like that prophesieth by our priesthood of today (the holier-than-thou cloth of the white-lab-coaters with test-tubes) of our blasted star, the Sun.

The metaphysics of Wicca, I have little problem with; seeing as much of it seems to have descended from Hermeticism not too different than Crowley’s version, only it has more male-bashing and female-worship at its core. The philosophy however, and it’s apparent degeneration and subjugation of the male-sex as a cornerstone seems a bit, shall we say un-fairly obvious?! Be it the cornerstone or the puss-covered, rotten, hate-filled core I’m sorry, I got a bit truthful there! I’ve noticed Wiccans do not give Crowley the respect he deserves whilst bastardizing his maxims - ‘Do what thou Wilt’ the Law of Thelema is usually not good enough for Wiccans as they have to add ‘but harm none’ to it; because somebody has to point out the obvious.

But yes, another thing short of conjuring or channelling inhuman sprits would be to conduct a séance of some relative since-passed, or a famous someone. Haunted houses, graveyards, prisons and fields known to host famous battles should be tackled in the daytime, even for those more skeptical who do not believe they can be harmed by such things (I see no need in visiting such a place) but for those who wish to risk harm from realms-unknown, the thrills may be worth it (just don’t say you heard it from me).

And again, for people into more mundane practices than the fullest festive merriment of the period; you can always start (build) a fire and tell spooky stories.

Speaking of which, one in particular, I read time and time again: Lovecraft’s “The Call of Cthulhu” (I'd post a link, but I'd much rather post it here in entirety tomorrow) is one that always sends a chill, despite the fact it’s far more modern, than say something by Horace Walpole (Whoops! Gave away the 2-year old contest; still no one's guessed).

Yet another activity to engage in during ‘All Souls and Saints Day’…Ironic, it’s immediately after the 30th of October, usually regarded as ‘Devil’s Night’ I suppose to equalize by polarizing.

But there is so much to do, in such a short span of time.

Therefore, I suggest we, in a not too distant future ensure that Hallowe’en gets at least 1 if not 3 weeks off; from about the last two weeks of October to the first week of November, buy turning it into a civic holiday, so you can stay at home, or attend a party, instead of having to suffer miserably at work or school.

Having it last longer, or more often would be nice, and better since we don't have to wait a year, or even half if you count skärtorsdagen, but I don't really give a fuck about that as it's more 'Easter-trick' than 'Hallowe’en-treat' Valborga here is more tolerable -Walpurgisnacht- but that might just be me because it's quite close to my birthday (hintitty hint-hint).

Well, I best not extend it beyond that.

Perhaps I can tell you about the legal discovery of ‘The Two Americas’ that happened on October 31st 1997. The Father/Founder of the Church of Satan, Anton Szandor LaVey is also said to have died on or about this time. There was also the leak of the ‘Hallowe’en Documents’ that Microsoft so sorely dreads (while Linuxites hold as a shining example of MS’s underhandedness as if they were ‘the Protocols’ scribed by an Illuminatus) and Jim Allchin in very much the category of MS (He is quite good at playing lead guitar, I must admit!) but that I suppose I can save for later.

Bottom line, I’m sick and tired of seeing Christmas goods being advertised before Hallowe’en is even round the corner (at one point I’ve seen adverts sporting the Christmas sale the day before Hallowe’en, other times at about September and in one instant a number of years ago, as early as July…I’m not kidding).

If it’s all about advertisement, sales and goods, then Hallowe’en should be the #1 sales-bonanza worldwide; since if you compare the two: While Christmas is the #1 yearly money-making period clocking in at a healthy 3 weeks [actually 12 days + a few; for the Americans it’s 12-25 and for many Europeans it tends to be 01-07, although if the twelve days continue after 12-25 then we should allow until 01-19, so to round it from December 12th to January 7th; for the sake of encompassing both sides of the pond] you have to temper that with the understanding it is for about 2-3 weeks whereas Hallowe’en is just one day/night.

So what Christmas does in two weeks, Hallowe’en does almost as much for the span of a day. Hallowe’en is the better holiday to monetise, because only Satan (Santa) and a few of his Devils (Elves) are going to be purchasing costumes then, whereas a lot more will be sold just during Hallowe’en.

The marketers who invented Valentines day, should get together and try to get Hallowe’en recognized as a ‘day-off’ so people can go shopping yet again…

After that, to a few Hallowe’en parties, and then a coconut-teaser!

So until next time (tomorrow?) just remember,

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

Happy Hallowe’en!

~Azzan~

"Last Time Was the Last Time!"...Really?

2010-10-22T06:15:00.000+02:00

Are you like me, and hate having to deal with anothers' issues, before your own? If not, having yours made worse by compounding theirs?

Without making specific reference as to who; suffice to say, I have a hard time saying 'no.' I have an even harder time sticking to it, once I've made it clear. Whatever happened to 'Last time was the LAST time!' I often wonder?

Are you tired of cleaning up their mess?...And still do!

Great. I don't have a solution for you either. Like you, I've got problems of my own. If I solve them maybe you can mirror my work. Unlikely, as even if I'm able to, I probably won't show it.

We've all got our problems. And it's hard enough to deal with them. But even more-so when bogged down, double with those from others.

I also hate talking in riddles, as much as I hate hearing them when uncalled for. So this is really a reminder for me more than anyone reading this.

And no, this is not a suggestion that you should abandon everything to the elements, while adopting a Social-Darwinian view on everything and dealing with others in a similar fashion. No. Not only would that not help, the Karmic result wouldn't be pleasant, and more importantly, you'd have to realize that the chances are great that you're not yet at the top of the food chain where none can harm you.

Rather, just keep on keeping on but also learn to dissociate.

I frankly have an easier time getting along with strangers than some of the people I know.

I hate people who exaggerate things, make them worse than they have to be, a half-truth from them is as good as a lie from anyone else. In addition to all that, they're notorious liars.

(Those) People are bored. Their lives are empty, vapid at best. They've watched too much TV. They need (want) drama in their lives. And they mimic what they saw on TV or in the movies, thinking it'll somehow magickally transform them into the character that appealed to them. As a result, they like to create (public) scenes as they think the whole world is watching (in my case, I think somebody may be reading, at least - but I'm just all-text - so it's less annoying; they're all-volume sans-aesthetics - I think you can image how irritating that can be) like they would matter or even impress everyone watching ("Keep dreaming, bitch." is what I normally think).

They assume my life is much the same. Or worse, that I am of the 'happy-consumers' not too unlike what the late-Bill Hicks talked about, gladly watching them go about their nonsense. (Again, I hate talking in riddles, but a necessary, temporary evil.)

Still I go about cleaning their messes, fixing their fuck-ups. I've done so for about, say 12 years now. It's quite taxing for me to do so on a daily basis.

And I still go about helping whomever, whenever I can, with whatever. It's sometimes a drain, but I justify it to myself believing it somehow helps. And the few times it does, somehow seems to balance out the many times it doesn't. I think as individuals we have learned to deceive ourselves, and have become masters at it. But every now or then we're left disillusioned.

(Frankly, we shouldn't be living in an illusion, so we should welcome the starkness of the shock.)

But while it's time to clean up the grand-mess, solve the grand universal problem, it may also be time to take off the water-wings.

This is not the kind of update I make.

Believe it or not, I've got about 26 different articles I could be posting right now. I started working on them, even got most of them finished and whatnot, just didn't post them because 'the time wasn't right' and other such irrationalities. I'll get to that ASAP which translates to whenever I feel like it, which is almost never. But I suppose this is more an opportunity to vent in a near-ineffective manner.

Still, anything is better than nothing.

I really want to expand this blog-site. I just haven't had time to devote to it, without coming up with articles too personal or too esoteric in nature. Then again, I'm thankful that I never set aside a purpose for this site, purposes tend to limit what you can do. (And while I have things folks can download, I don't want to turn this into a download-site, that's been done before, although it can always be done better.) I don't have body of work I can classify into anything, hence nothing I can 'stray' from. Which is why I'm glad I can always come back to it later. Next update will be better. Less personal.

Oh yeah, and I hate TV.

Bitter and disillusioned like everyone else, I hate TV.

TV kills off brain-cells. So does Aspartame.

~Azzan~

An Oldie but Not Such a Goodie

2010-10-08T08:16:00.000+02:00

I don't know how long this video will be up.

Frankly, there are a number of scenes in this video which I don't like...I wouldn't have minded as much if they kept all the washroom shots out of the video (Nothing particularly scatological but the washroom stuff makes many people queasy, uneasy, nauseous. etc. hence why they seldom showed it in the 'black-and-white' era, even in movies where they had full-frontal female nudity). Other than that and the periodic-hurling, the video is pretty (in)decent.

Side-Issue:
This is why I like watching 'strictly-porn' rather than videos like this, and 99.9% of Hollywood movies, which suck as hard as a vacuum, to be frank (you'll get the odd gem, but even them some are 'diamonds in the rough'). That way, I get all of what I want, and none of what I don't.

Regarding the video itself:
This is the -to the best of my knowledge- the fullest and 'most uncut' (or 'least cut') version of the video. The other versions aren't censored either, just that certain scenes that appear here for a few milliseconds had been cut out from them (why go so far to display obscenities, then balk at the last second when you're almost all the way through?!) I'll never understand censorship, which is why we should abolish it here and now!

At any rate, despite the fact that I listen to Progressive (and other kinds of) Metal, rather than this musical tripe (which maybe at most may be 'fringe-industrial'-related to Rock/Metal, if at all). I suppose the video is good enough to be given at least a temporary pass on my blog-site, though I hate embedding videos here, it slows down the page-load times, but I'll do it for now (or maybe in a few days, I'll just put up the link rather than embedding it).

The Prodigy - Smack My Bitch Up

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x25uxm_prodigy-smack-my-bitch-up_music

Enjoy! (If you can!)

~Azzan~

Image Files

2010-08-03T03:50:00.001+02:00

Just a li'l (de?)motivational I created today.

It get's the message across, easy, simple, clear.

~Azzan~

Texe Marrs - Blood Wars

2010-06-12T17:30:00.000+02:00

Below is an older Texe-Marrs (Power of Prophecy) taping, that has since fallen off of the archives. Download it, and listen, it's one of his more powerful messages.

Blood Wars: Judaism, Blood Sacrifice, Occult Ritual, Middle East Conflict, and the Grand Plan for A Greater Israel Friday, February 6, 2009

Armed to the teeth with American weapons, Israel’s Socialist/Talmudist armies are ravaging, killing, and maiming hapless Palestinians in Gaza. With President Obama’s approval, the next targets are Iran and Syria. Meanwhile, the United States will intensify its bloody conflict in Afghanistan and massacre thousands in neighboring Pakistan. These are all occult rituals, human sacrifices in honor of Satan. The Israelis began their war against the people of Gaza on Hanukkah, a Jewish Holy Day. Cabalistic Numerology is also being used, with the 2006 Israeli war against Lebanon lasting exactly 33 days. The "Blood Wars" of the Middle East are part of the Grand Plan for a Greater Israel and the New World Order. Also includes: Shocking new evidence by acclaimed Jewish historians that, for centuries, Jewish rabbis have abducted, tortured, sacrificed, and cannibalized young gentile boys and girls.

MP3 FILE (13.62 MB)
DOWNLOAD LINK:
Texe Marrs - Power of Prophecy - 2009-02-06.mp3
http://www.mediafire.com/?53wy0zcumtv

Also the URL's for the PoPCast have changed:

From:
http://www.texemarrs.com/podcast/ (defunct)

Over to:
http://www.texemarrs.com/popcast.htm (active/current)

Who'd Win In A Fight? (Corey Taylor Vs. Phil Anselmo)

2010-03-30T11:33:00.000+02:00

Maybe it's the full moon tide we are experiencing right now, I don't know. But whatever it is, it's causing me to revert back to childish postulation of fights, feuds, competitions and comparisons that may otherwise never occur.

I don't know if I'll make this 'segment' a regular feature of this blog, after all, this blog is updated infrequently, irregularly, and sporadic and unpredictably at best, but if it works out - and it well may, I might just do this a bit more often (though probably lumping a whole bunch of possible fights - as if it were a 'fight-card' of sorts since it would make for more of an update).

So here it is folks:

I ASK YOU - Who would win in a fight if this were ever to occur:

Phil Anselmo or Corey Taylor?

I would have tried to find the 'toughest' looking photos of both, but not only is that too gay, it requires too much effort, so page-1-ing off of Google Image Search here are the best right now.

Phil Anselmo in sporting his trademark mic-ing habits.

Corey Taylor - on the left before he puts his makeup on, on the right looking more 'Phil-ish'

I suppose I could put up a poll, but I'd rather you just enter the name and reason(s) for his rank/level of 'asskickability' over the other guy.

I kinda like both guys (obviously, not really that into them nowadays, but we're talking trading fisticuffs here) but I'd have to put my money on Corey.

The guy's a screamer (like myself, except I'm heavier, harder, louder, more demonic sounding, and have surpassed him along will all the other roarers out there) which says a lot, or a little, but just really loud.

The guy talks about killing people like it's his way of telling them he loves them.

I could picture a breakfast table conversation with his wife/girlfriend/groupey/whathaveyou:

Wifey: Hi Corey, did you sleep well?
Corey: I'm going to kill the fucking living death out of your vagina and wear it as a necktie to church.

Not sure exactly what that meant, but the guy is about as coherent as the above snippet describes him. Maybe it's the fact he has a girly name, which forces him to try to act uber-manly even more so than most alpha-male aggresso types, I don't know but that could well account for it.

On the other hand, about the toughest I've seen Phil Anselmo behave is when he's either giving a 'White Pride' Speech, or bullying some twelve year old kid for throwing something at him during a live performance.

Corey is (was?) a demon straight out from hell, a few Kuttlefish-of-Cthulhu-for-a-penis jokes shy of Oderus Urungus (yes they've been feuding too). Phil is more sorta your average messed up drug addicted alcoholic trying to clean up his life and somehow humiliate himself on camera and beg forgiveness after his friends get killed and his wife leaves him.

I'm not too crazy about either guys band(s) that much anymore. Slipknot was incredible, I had 4 records by them:

Mate. Feed. Kill. Repeat.
(Self-Titled - Digi-Pak Re-Release)
Iowa
Volume 3: The Subliminal Verses

And let's be realistic, when I said they were incredible, I really only meant that I liked "Iowa" and 'Wait and Bleed' off of the (Self-Titled) one. MFKR is really for exploration purposes, albeit with a different singer (Anders Colsefeni) as it showcases a very different Knot, one with very nice classical guitar intro on the original version of 'Gently' (I happen to like both versions, the first for being more meditative and emotional, the second for being more Hypnotic, if even Satanic) along with some more Jazz-influenced sounds, and at least one 'The Simpsons' sound clips, as per...

Mr. Burns: Smithers...
Smithers: Yes Mr. Burns?
Mr Burns: Bring me this band.

Slipknots "Vol. 3" I'm sorry to say, was barely passable for a band that released "Iowa". It had it's good moments, and some of the percussive sounds had a different timbre to them, albeit loud, heavy in their own way, is if they were mic-ed in 'mono' as opposed to 'stereo' (another debate all in itself!) but some of the things they tried, like the guitar solo on 'Pulse of the Maggots' failed, came off as silly (it would have sounded better, if they just silenced all the other instruments during the solo) and would have been fine if it were on the self-titled record, as the band was probably still 'finding their sound' so to speak, but they had most of that nailed down with "Iowa."

Then again, I'm not sure just how scientific the 'recording' process is. While the results should be 'reproducible', I believe the band themselves originally stated that Iowa was a more 'experimental' record for them.

Another part about that record, that is both good and bad, is that Corey starts singing about girls/women he knows in his life. Good that he can go there, bad that he has to do it when he could be talking about killing people and shit, like he normally does when he's happy.

I heard some songs off of "All Hope Is Gone", I like what I heard, more reminiscent of Iowa, though again, I'll have to say it'll probably sit at #2 as Iowa is probably Knots 'Black Album' or their equivalent 'Master of Puppets'.

By the way, I hate (post-"Garage inc.") Metallica too.

I'll be honest with you, I haven't been a Pantera fan since 2002. Not that I started disliking Old-Panty, just that I got into better bands (actually with me it was an entire sub-genre shift) and admittedly a whole lot more Power, Prog and Black Metal - I guess once you go BlindGuardian, It's hard to turn back!

Ironically, amongst most of the Pantera fans that I personally know (not many) most of them like the more 'groove laden' sound they're more famous for, I actually happen to like some of their 'quieter' songs more. I don't know why that is. I guess unless it's immediately 'catchy', I tend to right away go for the more 'obscure' stuff that a band makes.

And I'll say just one more thing, recently 2007-2009, the only 'Pantera' I've been getting into, is the early 'Glam' oriented Pantera. I know that probably makes me gay, but I'm not sure if it's just a phase, as I've been doing the '80's glam' thing since 2004.

I don't know, once you start liking retro, it all goes downhill from there. To me Depeche Mode, while more DarkWave/Synth-Pop Rock, is timeless. I can still listen to Violator, frequently and despite it's attempt of going from simplicity to complexity and then back again ('World in My Eyes' Vs. 'Enjoy the Silence') and not think of it as 'retro' or '80's-ish' trying to look into the future and make futile attempts towards creating futuristic music. I suppose that's because much of their music is catchy, radio friendly, etc. But with them, I have the opposite effect in that I can't get into their more obscure (and quieter) material that easily, as I can with Pantera.

But if it's not the more quiet (acoustic guitar intro) songs of Pantera, or the older 'glam' oriented perhaps pre-Phil material, I'm just not into it anymore and haven't been for almost a decade!

I had sorta the same case with Sepultura, another band I was sort of into, and then Max Calvera just kind of became really trite to my ears. Side issue, but I'm not sure how many Pantera Vs. Sepultura threads there are out there...I'm not sure if anyone has cared to ask. But I'm gonna posit that little battle too!

<>Update: Just now, I googled, and turns out there's already some debate, however small. But it seems that it depends most WHERE you ask this question (as where may quantitatively decide the amount of WHOs that share the same opinion in concentrated regions).

Over here Sepultura seems to win the numbers game:
http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?action=showall&boardid=41&threadid=73938

And over here it seems to be Pantera:
http://www.mylot.com/w/discussions/325426.aspx

Brazil Vs. USA scenario perhaps? Portuguese Brazilians favoring Sepultura, American and Spanish types favoring Pantera? I don't know, it's a stupid question, but somebody's got to ask it.

The point, which I seem to have completely lost track of, is that while I sometimes thought of Taylor as 'Anselmo Version 2.0', in someways more sensible, in other ways, I could see him kicking the other guys ass too.

So again, whose tougher (not asking for who makes better music, or who you like more, etc.) and say in an MMA-Rules Cage-Fight, who'd win?

Obviously neither guy would want to fight by the rules, so in that situation, who'd win in a ring? And who'd have better chances of winning in a bar-fight?

I still say Corey, then again, I've never made a size comparison between the two? Taylor has since shaving off his head, gotten into shape, and even added a few pounds to expand those muscle fibers. Anselmo on the other hand has something of a bad back in more recent times.

Part of me WANTS to lean towards Phil, but logic is pointing in Corey's direction.

That's just my opinion. Who takes this one if it ever happens?

Image-Files

2010-03-09T12:20:00.000+01:00

Dearest Gropeworthy Cunts!

I originally found this as a .gif animation file over here:

http://www.mmatko.com/lyoto-machida-goes-goodfellas-on-rashad-evans-gif/

I wanted to link to it, but unfortunately their image-host (ImageShack.US) returned went all 404-error. So while I have the original .gif file, we aren't able/allowed to host .gif files here, without them being converted to .jp(e)g which then effectively destroys the motion-animation and renders it a 'still-photo'.

I'm also not big on ImageShack, PhotoBucket, ImageHosts, etc. (well, not yet anyway - don't get me wrong; it's on my mental 'to-do' list) so, for the time being, I decided instead to make a poster/t-shirt out of it.

(Click image to view a slightly larger more legible version)

It gets the point a cross fairly sweet, short, direct and simple.

~Azzan~

On The Awful Truth About Sarah Palin, Glenn Beck, and the Hidden Controllers of the Tea Party

2010-02-21T11:56:00.000+01:00

Dearest fuckworthy cunts! (Unnecessary translation for the shocked, that's: Hi everyone!)

If you, like me, often suffer under the tyranny of any of the Main-Stream-Media (MSM) News-Networks, Papers, etc. (i.e. you catch the news as you're flipping channels on the Brain-Washing Box -the Tele- or you pass by a news-stand, and see the news and scant a few headlines) it's no surprise you'll succumb 'neath the sheer brutality, the onslaught, they play with your psyche.

Now, those who have become embittered with such, worn and weary, and wary quite the nary of their ways...You'll learn to avoid them, but you'll only be able to if you can close your eyes, and plug your ears (i.e. MSM/establishment-type Radio) suck it up and keep walking (changing the channels, flipping the page, dialing out to a different station only to be aurally assaulted by the same horse-shit).

The reality is as you get older, you tend to 'wise(n) up' to the tactics employed at every possible interval, of the MSM to shape your reality. At first though, you'll probably play the game of sifting through the reports, you may think to yourself "Well, there's some minor inaccuracies, but it's still fairly reliable" which then devolves to "there's some garbage, but there is about as much gold" which then further establishes itself as "we'll there's mis- and even dis-information out there, with little nuggets of truth, that make it worthwhile to watch, listen, read, etc."

Sorry friends. I'd be extra lenient and even merciful if I said any of the above mindsets were true...but if there were, it'd most likely be the last one, only modified "Everything the MSM says is almost without exception, a largess (not in the good way) mass of self-contradicting, hypocritical nonsense - intentional disinformation, if there is some accuracy or even truth to anything they say, it's accidental; as the law of averages would dictate (once in a while they'll screw up, and actually do some good by accident of course) otherwise a huge package of horseshit-lies" a paradox of sorts, but it's true!

Anyway, I kinda got carried away explaining all that, it's just that I can't tolerate almost anything remotely MSM...TV I don't watch...Movies, unless of an international origin, seldom do interest...I resort to the internet! The internet is all I have! Is all we have. There's so much variety, and great stuff (some nasty-nast too! but most of it only 'adds to' our collective in a good way) that it's only rational that it'd be our first resort to any query; and hence, in more passive-sense, where we'd get our news.

My whole point in typing the first five paragraphs you've read so far, is that it brings me to this: I've recently (as of a few months ago) been hearing about "Tea Party Movement(s)" in various Countries across America (it's not one-big-country, no, like most of Integrated-Europe; it is a Union, or like the Soviet Union of past-times).

Now on the surface the Tea Party Movements largely present a good (I don't wanna say ideology, rather) idea-set!

I'm against taxation, against surveillance of citizens/people by the government, for homeschooling, pro as in the US Constitution they say 'Second Amendment', for States (Country) rights over Federal (Union) rights. I'm also against wars that will only cost a few million lives, ruin foreign nations, as well as future relations with their neighbors, never-mind the fact that wars can be expensive, and bankrupt the warmongering-nations in question. And of course against secret arrest, arrests without charges, interrogations, torture, etc. as I still believe in such a thing called 'due-process'.

So in short, I agree with the Tea Party Movements and while I don't know if they have a single, well-defined ideology, I'm willing to bet, that most of those Tea-Partiers would agree with me on at least most of the things I wrote in the paragraph above.

So what is my complaint with the Tea Party Movements or Party-Goers? None.

What is my concern in writing this?

I'm not sure just how bad the brainwashing is in America, but the MSM, particularly Fox news types, along with the so-called 'Republican' party, is trying and sadly to some degree succeeding in suckering the Tea-Partiers back into the left-right paradigm, and ironically enough into anti-tea-party agendas.

Take Sarah Palin for example. Everyone globally knows this woman. In a way, I think she was the Republican party's answer to Hilary Clinton. And while they both had a nice-sell to the masses; to me, they're both ugly aging prostitutes (Clinton more visibly than Palin, though).

Now fortunately, not everyone is getting suckered back into this, but that doesn't stop the Glen Becks, Bill O'Reilly's, Sean Hannity's from trying to re-indoctrinate people who have become disillusioned (if not 'woke up') and left.

I see this scam, people the world over may not, but even in a non-American nation such as Deutchland, the attitudes of the people are more 'freedom/rights' oriented, despite all the eco-propaganda which amounts to little more than "let us tax you to death, hell and beyond." It's incorrect for people to assume that people in separate nations don't share similar attitudes, even if the news events of the day might vary (but usually only in the time-slot aired!)

This Palin lady, seems to be fairly 'conservative' and fairly likable on the surface. Reasonably wealthy and successful political-type lady, still cooks dinner + big happy family (showing that women can both have a family as well as a career). On the surface it's a fairly respectable lady you're dealing with...And she seems to vocally raise support for the Tea-Partiers, so much as to attempt to become the poster-child of the movement.

But her actions, however, seem to be so antithetical to the tenets of the said movement.

Look, I can prattle on and on about how this lady is a con/scam-artist (I'd have to include the Middle-man; the Media as well) but I figure I'd let someone more astute than myself do most of the talking. He'll explain to you, in details I haven't yet mentioned as to how this lady is rather like a chameleon or rather a virus that is attempting to hijack your Operating-System/Hard-Drive (except in this case, the OS/Hard-Drive is the Tea-Party Movement).

I present to you Texe Marrs' "Oh the Games People Play" (The Awful Truth About Sarah Palin, Glenn Beck, and the Hidden Controllers of the Tea Party).

Here's a steaming-audio link
http://www.texemarrs.com/popcast/0710.m3u

A direct link to the MP3 file.
http://64.191.5.133/~texemarr/audio/0710.mp3

At roughly 60 minutes, well worth the listen.

A brief synopsis:

America’s patriotic citizens are angry and fed up. Washington, D.C.’s corrupt political parties and wickedly perverse political leaders have betrayed our Constitution and gutted our Bill of Rights. They have created the most horrendous federal, state, and local debt problem and now threaten to bankrupt the Republic with yet more taxes. Frankenstein government is poised to strangle us into oblivion. To coverup their crimes the elite have trotted out competing would-be "Saviors" and "Messiahs"—President Barack Obama, Governor Sarah Palin, Senator Steve Brown and others. Controlling both the Republican and Democrat parties, they have pumped up Fox News’ Glenn Beck, Sean Hannity and Bill O’Reilly and painted these lying deceivers as "trusted journalists" we should believe in. Now they have co-opted the Tea Party movement and intend for this grass roots movement to be seized by pied pipers of the traitorous Republican Party. These are the political games these devilish people play—games invented in smoke-filled back rooms. Listen as Texe rips into and unmasks these "games" and provides solutions we can use to oppose the plot of the elite.

I generally don't like to meddle into such issues...But I see a genuine movement being hijacked, further exploited, divided against itself and set up for a fall! I gotta tell it like I see it. (Coincidentally, the way Texe sees it!)

Until next time folks, I'll try to blog about something worthwhile, on this no-purpose/all-purpose blog, that amounts to little more than the miscellaneous section of whatever I'm thinking of at the moment, well, that which isn't porn (as I'm working 25/8 shifts on that).

Image-Files

2010-02-18T06:08:00.001+01:00

Dearest cunts!

Not much of an entry here...

I know it's a small one, but I just love this image!

Pro-Second, Yes-sirree-ma'am-whateveryouare!

I love you all!

~Azzan~

A Nail in the 'GlobalWarmingism' Coffin.

2010-02-18T03:05:00.000+01:00

Greetings you worthless cunts!

I write again to you in a similar vein as last-time. I have another well-written and researched article, by DeadPirateRoberts at NorthernLibertyAlliance again. It says much of what I wanted to, in far fewer words, and in a much more astute manner.

Below is the article itself.

Originally taken from:
http://northernlibertyalliance.wordpress.com/2010/02/15/the-nail-in-the-coffin/

The nail in the coffin?

By northernlibertyalliance

I wish it were, but the fact is that we have the media, big money players (GE, Soros, Gore, Siemens, ect.) as well as the “Gaia worshippers” who are not going to let the issue of Global Warming go.

But to those enlightened enough to check the facts, the Science behind Global Warm…oops, Climate Change, is beyond shakey. In fact, the IPCC is now having to admit “We were totally wrong”:

AGW Claim: “Global Warming could reduce African crops by 50%”

Notice that there is a method behind the Global warmers. You make an overblown statement with absolutely no evidence, but always include the word “could” so you can retract that statement when you are proven wrong (lying).

AGW Truth: There is no proof to this claim, and as Lord Monckton says in the included video, CO2 is actually a benefit to crops. A 100% increase in CO2 leads to up to a 40% increase in crop yields. The actual threat to the food sources of the poor is converting their food into ethanol to use in automobiles. In other words, Global warming hysteria is starving the poor. And the “warmists” are supposed to be caring Liberals? No, they simply want to bilk the world of billions of dollars.

Also, take note that the Scientist who made this claim recieved $1 million dollars in grants for his effort. Follow the grants my friends.

AGW claim: The Himalayan glaciers could disappear by the year 2035.

AGW truth: The IPCC now admits that this is not true. Again, they had to retract their claim. So, where are these “scientists” getting their data? In one case from a student dissertation where said student made the point it “seemed” that the glaciers in the Andes, Alps, and Africa were shrinking. The dissertation, comically, was featured in a magazine targeting mountain climbers.

AGW claim: The Polar bears are drowning as their habitat melts away

AGW truth: Not only are polar bears not drowning (they can actually swim many miles, and do so all the time) but their populations are increasing. This claim has been used to terrify children, and is used by the World Wildlife Fund (WWF) often for fund raising. Again, follow the money. Be it grants, attempts at getting funding, or in trying to get Govt money to enrich “green” companies.

The stack of cards seems be be crumbling. In fact, famed “Climategate” Scientist Professor Phil Jones, has now admitted that there has been no Global Warming since 1995.
Unless you have forgotten, it was the hacking of emails of East Anglia college that led to the statements of Jones and his Global warming brethren, and the fact that their data did not add up. Further, they were actively trying to demonize skeptical Scientists and keep their findings our of Journals by threats. Jones also seems to have lost the original data (how convenient) because he was too busy and not very organized.

Ok, so will the admission of all out fraud and lack of data stop Gaia fanatics from trying to stuff their philosphy down our throats? Don’t bet on it. We are already hearing from the so-called “mainstream media” that the snow and cold now in 49 of 50 (tell the President there aren’t 57) states is likely caused by “Global Climate Change”. You see how easy it is to change the debate when they are losing?

And this is also hard to swallow considering that the Global warmers were using a lack of snow to bolster their propaganda:

(Senator Robt.) BYRD 2002: We need a climate change strategy badly. Look at the kind of winter we’ve had here in Washington. One snow, three inches? What can we expect for the spring and summer seasons? What’s going to happen to our crops, our livestock, our economy? This is serious. I’ve lived a long time, 84 years. Something’s going wrong out there. I don’t need a scientist to tell me that. We had better do something about it.

(Senator Barbara) BOXER 2007: He also remarked that the most optimistic climate models for the second half of this century suggest that 30 to 70% of the snow pack will disappear. Now, no wonder we have people visiting our offices who are just already hurting from the recreation industry in this nation. They see what’s happening. They see the handwriting on the wall. We have to act.

(Senator Amy) KLOBUCHAR 2008: I heard it from the head of our snowmobile association who testified at a forum that I had with our governor on climate change in January because they’ve seen decreasing snow levels. I hear about it from ice fishermen because they have seen that it takes longer for the ice to freeze and they can’t put their fish house out.

We need to persevere on bringing forth the truth. We are being sold a scam of immense proportion. The entire Global Warming as “Scientific truth” has been shown as a fraud. And it is a fraud to enrich the powerful while taxing and enslaving the masses. We must fight them tooth and nail, or lose our freedoms.

DreadPirateRoberts

In Response to: "Global Warming and the big money connection"

2010-02-14T01:47:00.000+01:00

Dearest Grope-Worthy Cunts! (Translation: 'Hi everyone!')

For the past week-or-so, I've been tailing a fairly decent blog I found Called NothernLibertyAlliance.

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Most/All of the entries are done by a rather astute writer who (rather humbly calls his site 'Just another WordPress.com weblog', but due to the quality of the articles I've read so far, perhaps should be getting paid for writing thm) goes by the name of "DreadPirateRoberts". So far, I've read only a handful of entries made at said blog-site, and as I told him/her earlier, I like what I read.

So much so in fact, that I just had an epiphany.

I'm posting more material (and some of it partially coherent, believe it or not!) there in the comment section, than even on my own blog-site! I figured it can (at least theoretically) be read by twice as many people if I posted it on my blog-site as well. Not to alienate DeadPirateRoberts, I have decided to add him to my blog-roll (i.e. that feature I totally forgot existed).

Nevertheless, I hope we can together increase our readership (I know we're bloggers not a newspaper! But hey, I like to see the glass-half-full of lemonade - the other-half being sugar!)

So, since I not only like what he wrote, but also what I wrote in response, I'm re-posting my comment here - as though it were an entry on it's own.

So here is the link to the original article, entitled "Global Warming and the big money connection" and here re-posted below, is my comment:

LONG READ:

Great post again! (Think I’ll add you to my blog-roll).

I noticed you mentioned President Obama’s “Clean Energy” initiative. Something people tend to misunderstand is that Coal (for example) is not ‘dirty’ as people will say, there’s plenty of clean burning coal…

But it’s more than just that. Not only is there no Global-Warming Crises, there is no desire on behalf of the ‘Eco/Tax-Class’ to want to actually ’save’ the environment.

The ruling class (the one the media and Soros-types, doesn’t like to talk about) doesn’t want you and me to know about the many free-energy alternatives…I’m not just talking about hi-tech ‘Zero-Point Energy’ devices (extracting energy from the aether, literally nothing, space itself in a sense – I could be using a misleading metaphor, but I’d say I’m in the ballpark) but also low-tech like this guy (Paul Pantone) who created the GEET-Fuel Processor.

Paul was willing to give his ‘implosion-engine’ away, even for free to a corporation able and willing to mass-produce it. They instead wanted him to stop selling and giving out the instructions to produce it.

Oil Companies (and I think the API) offered him and his wife (Molly) $4 billion to sell the blueprints to his device, and then after they would have secured the rights to his device, they would NOT produce it.

(Think about it, if you’re a massive oil-consortium (Read: cartel) and someone makes a product that makes your product (oil) essentially obsolete (for transportation and powering uses, anyway) would you want someone to challenge your monopoly? Or do away with them post-haste?)

They even went around to local part-stores; bribing, ordering and threatening, the dealers to stop selling the materials to him. He was later (I think in 2006) arrested on bogus-securities frauds charges (he might be out, now).

His website (http://geet-pantone.com/) is down, but I think there are copies of it out on the internet. Also GEET.Com in Aug. 2005 bought up by Utah Attorney General’s office, along with patone.com, paulpantone.com, etc.

You might be able to view a copy here…
http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://geet.com

Also there is this site documenting the hell he’s gone through.

http://www.geetfriends.net/persecution/persecution.htm

Paul Pantone Introduction
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjLqFSlHWcs

Paul Pantone interviewed about GEET
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ath9fodgVw

By the way, ever find it ironic how Oil Companies have either bought up, or created and funded most of the ‘Eco-friendly’ Groups?

No wonder we’re not seeing any progress in the development of alternative (free) energy devices, and even the prices for the ineffective wind-mill, solar-panels, etc. has been ‘regulated’ (meaning: anti-competitive, anti-free-market, highly illegal price-fixing) by the Oil-Cartels. So even if you want to jump on the ‘alt-energy’ band-wagon, it’ll cost you an arm, a leg, an eye, a liver, your first born and their soul.

Also, notice you cannot drive your car on any Inter-Statial Road unless you pay the ‘Gas-Tax’. The Oil-Cartel is totally embedded within the Government. Them, the IRS, the Illegitimate Federal Income-Tax, and whatnot has got to go!

Un-elect your leaders if they do not do anything to stop these Communist criminals.

I say ‘Communist’ because under Communism, the Government owns all manufacturing, transport, communication, etc. And the Private Central Banks and their Intelligence Agencies, along with the Oil Cartels (who by the way, also own all the Defense Contractors, Weapons Factories and the Pharmaceutical-Corporations) have become the Government.

That’s right, you have a Privately-Owned Government, ruling the Public.

Sounds like a pretty sweet deal, huh? [*That’s Cynical-Sarcasm, BTW*].

Also, there is no shortage of oil. The American Petroleum Institute a front-group for the Oil-Cartels, is engaging in ‘Artificial-Scarcity’. Creating the impression that we’re ‘running out of oil’ so they can Charge exponentially more for it. Oil is by and large ‘abiotic’. It’s naturally replenishing.

Biotic oil, and indeed it exists, is what we refer to as Fossil Fuels. Believe me, we’ve used up hundreds of billions of times more than all the Dead-Dinosaur Bones and Prehistoric Plants could provide.

So we’re not running out of oil. They’re colluding together jacking up the prices, not on the basis of supply-and-demand; but due to an artificial-scarcity. Otherwise, if they were playing an honest game, oil would come down to about 18 cents, tomorrow!

~Azzan~

Merry Grist-Mas O-Ye Unwashed Masses

2009-12-26T03:21:00.000+01:00

Greetings and Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law, you worthless cunts (sorry, it's been such a long time, I have to insult you to keep up appearances, I don't want to loose my trite style of introducing the reader with a warm welcome, so seriously - fuck you!...Just kidding).

It's been more than a year that I made my last update - a Magickal 369 days to be exact!

I know because I checked: (PROOF BELOW!)

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I'm still alive and this blog-site is not dead.

I've been writing unreadable material. It exists, just not here (online).

Just wanted to drop in and say 'Merry Christmas' (I presume most people reading text from a Germanic language such as English - albeit rendered in Italic-Romanised-Latin characters - would be Christian to some degree or other) but the proper date for making such a pronouncement would be September 11th (the -REAL- day Jesus was born...More on that some other time).

So I'll instead say 'Merry Black-Mass' if your a Satanist or wish you a merry 'XXX-Mas' if you're a Pornographer. Also 'Seasons Greetings' if you're an Atheist who gets offended at shit nobody in their right mind could get offended at (I'm more identifiable as 'Agnostic/Skeptic' myself, I just get pissed off when they get pissed off about nothing) ...Then again, Global-Warmingists might get offended as they don't like the seasons changing (News Flash: it's actually getting colder, the Ice-Caps aren't melting) so that might not be such a good idea (I mean, don't get me wrong, I do like offending people and all - just only on my own terms i.e. when I actually 'INTEND' to).

To the French a very 'Bon Noel/Nui' (I don't understand French, hey look - I'm trying).

As well, I'd like to wish Seasons Beatings to all MMA fans and aficionados!

...And I don't want the Occultists to think I'm leaving them out of today's merriment, when the Sun-God, dies (yesterday?) and is born again today (I don't know what the hell kind of diet he has, but it sounds like a pretty sweet deal, so I'll have what he's having - unless of course I'm going to have to bow down, exalt some worthless Demon and give up my soul only to have myself roasted in the Sun - in which case; I'm not interested) and wish them all a happy Winter Solstice (again the Global-Warmingists might find a reason to get offended).

Which reminds me, what the hell is it with the Global-Warmingists that have 'seen the light' that us skeptics have been blindsided to by, I don't know...logic?! I guess the whole Global-Warmingist crusade is beginning to morph itself into a new religion of sorts.

A clever, clever, rascally li'l bastard, that Al Blood and Gore (literally translating into 'Al' or 'The' Gore) and his 'Very Convenient Fiction'. See, since he bitched and moaned the loudest about the thermostat going up 1.8 degrees; he now gets to be the new God or Pope of Global-Warmingism, and it's made him a few bucks - so why not keep up the charade, it's still worth a few trillion.

They actually have a series of articles on an 'Enviro' website devoted to 'dealing with' climate-change skeptics...Literally, this how they titled it:

"How to Talk to a Climate Skeptic: Responses to the most common skeptical arguments on global warming A Grist Special Series".

Below is a screen-shot I took of the section in question at grist.org today.

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(I will take this opportunity to address the 'Most Holy Church of Freeze-us Grist and Pontifex Flatulence Al Gimme-More-Blut-and Gore' I want you to know that your 'worship the mother nature goddess earth who is so unbelievably powerful that she needs mankind's help merely adjusting the thermostat' philosophy does either one of two things, either it makes me laugh or it makes me sick and laugh harder - which causes my temperature to rise, which causes global warming, which you guys are trying to prevent...or are you now? See the problem? Then again, I guess science is too good for you).

I'm reluctant to link to a site that nearly admits to having such a brainwashing agenda, but I can't just say such a site exists and then not provide any proof for my claim (or else I'd be using the same modus operandi as most of these Global-Warmingists who have 'seen the Luciferian Light' and left me - a profane, vulgar, unwashed mass of a skeptic - out of their holy Global-Warmingism campaign of knowledge that is so holy, right and true that even science can't prove it - then again, Grist is a self-anointed 'beacon in the smog') so here it is:

http://www.grist.org/article/series/skeptics

However, not all environmentalist motivated/influenced behavior (ideas and inculcated inclinations) is bad, some of them are really good ideas! For example:

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I like the idea of environmentally friendly panties, as long as they're water-soluble or something (which unfortunately these ones aren't *Starts Crying*) I mean I might accidentally carefully aim a glass of water on a woman's crotch and...Then there's always the attractive dumb blonde (with or without the 'e'; I don't care) at the swimming pool; so these panties could come in handy, and then there are those made out of (hopefully cotton) candy (Damn, I just gave away a billion dollar idea - fuck!!!) but you can see the benefit of innovation based on phony environmentalism (Read: Marketing Profiteering tactics to goad the gullible).

http://www.faeriesdance.com/panties-c-25_15_16.html

And to be fair, I actually got the link from a grist.com banner-advert, so some good has come out of the nonsense parade.

Don't get me wrong, there ABSOLUTELY are REAL environmental issues...But Global-Warming is not one of them.

Regardless, a Very Bloody Merry Black XXX-Mas-Solstice-Season, everyone!

~Azzan~

PS. I read about somebody filming a Christmas Porno of sorts...Nah! I'll just let you Google it.

What the fuck is wrong with RevolverMag?

2008-12-21T20:10:00.000+01:00

Dearest Groggy Little Cunts,

I'm sad to say that I believe my last update may have been a tad bit of a 'little white lie' as they say.

Never mind the global financial crises, which was orchestrated by the banking cartel families of the Illuminati for the sake of creating a unified, super global government; and those dead as a result of the wars still being fought in Afghanistan and Iraq, the threat of war looming over Iran, Syria, North Korea; ongoing strikes by the US military inside Pakistan killing innocent civilians (not a word of which is spoken about in the corporate-controlled 'Main-Stream Media' or 'MSM' for short).

Uh-oh...What's all this talk about large-scale wars against Russia? And if there'll be a war against Russia you can rest assure that China won't stay out of the fight.

Well, disregarding all that, we all still have our own 'personal problems'. And it's apparent to me that my last update about 'good things being on the (DISTANT) whorizon' was probably wishful thinking, or at the very least, something that would happen eventually in the future, but not necessarily just right now.

So what? Am I morning for the sad state of our world? No.

...Well, maybe a little. But am I concerned about our safety? Being the selfish bastard I am - yes - probably only as far as myself, and maybe my family...And you! Because if 'you' suddenly died, there would likely only be one other person reading this blog (me). And then it becomes kind of lonely. Y'know how it goes:

One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
Two can be as bad as one
It's the loneliest number since the number one

No is the saddest experience you'll ever know
Yes, it's the saddest experience you'll ever know
`Cause one is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
One is the loneliest number, worse than two

It's just no good anymore since she went away
Now I spend my time just making rhymes of yesterday

One is the loneliest, number one is the loneliest
Number one is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
One is the loneliest, one is the loneliest
One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
It's just no good anymore since she went away
(Number) One is the loneliest
(Number) One is the loneliest
(Number) One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
(Number) One is the loneliest
(Number) One is the loneliest
(Number) One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do

[Taken from 'Three Dog Night' classic "One"].

Okay, so what the fuck am I bitching about?

Well, it's completely irrelevant to virtually anything I've written thus far but it ties in with the theme of 'things going downhill'.

I recently (a few weeks ago or so) received a copy of 'Revolver Magazine'. I presume most of you know what it's about, but in case you don't it's about music, particularly the Metal music genre - sort of in the same vein as Hit-Parader and Decibel and to a lesser extent not too unlike Gerry Rothberg's now defunct Circus Magazine.

Well anyway, I got my copy...And being the lazy fuck that I am, I gave it a once-over and then forgot about it. My fault. (I guess, it's not so much that I'm lazy, I'm just preoccupied doing other things, but to simplify I just use the 'L' word to keep things short).

So anyway, my issue is the January 2009 edition (#76 - featuring MuDvAyNe on the cover). No - I did not travel into the future, if you've ever purchased magazines or comic books off the news-stand, you'll notice that they print these things, sometimes months in advance.

At any rate, I didn't really pay attention, seeing as I am the type to first 'flip-though' a magazine, waiting a few days (which invariably become weeks) before actually sitting down, and reading the whole damn thing, cover-to-glossy-cover...And so I missed the fact that I was able to download some free MP3's from their website, provided I entered a code within a due time frame.

Now, I'd like to add the fact that not only am I a lazy fuck, I'm also an expert-procrastinator.

So about 2 days ago, when I finally opened up my copy of revolvers magazine, I got to page 22 and noticed that I could download the following MP3's:

The Anabolics - Anabolically Correct - "Burnin' Headlights".
Inhuman - Last Rights - "GrindHouse".
Edguy - Tinnitus Sanctus - "Ministry of Saints".
Earth Crisis - Breed the Killers - "Ecocide".
Sylosis - Conclusion of an Age - "Conclusion of an Age".

So Today, I followed the instructions given on the page, and then went to Revolver's website and proceeded to enter my names (first and last) my email address, my gender...And finally before I hit the 'submit' button, I had to enter this months 'code' (which is/was: "mantas" - all lower-case) only to be confronted with this message "Incorrect Code Please Try Again".

And so I did it all over again. Same result.

I looked at the website again, only to see that there were 5 different MP3's from 5 different bands (namely: 'Cattle Decapitation', 'Darkane', 'Thy Will Be Done', 'Scale The Summit' and 'Billyclub Sandwich'). I figured these bands were likely better than the one's I was initially going to download (with the exception of 'Edguy' whom I already like and 'Sylosis' sounds like an interesting name, sorta the same way 'Neurosis' does) so I didn't mind much.

But no matter how many times I entered, double checking my typing/spelling, it kept giving me that same dreaded message "Incorrect Code Please Try Again".

I went back to my copy of the magazine, and read that the downloads were only valid from November 25th to December 22nd (I'm presuming they mean 2008, even though the issue is labeled for January 2009 - I mean, they're not expecting me to wait another 11 or so months to download 5 MP3's are they? Obviously not).

Realizing that today was the 21st of December, I thought I had a days grace to enter the code and get my free downloads. Let me emphasize the 'I thought' part.

I'm not sure what really went wrong, seeing as even right now, it's clearly a day (or a 'half-day' depending on where you live) before the deadline. I should be eligible to download those goddamn MP3's...But I'm starting to believe that RevolverMag has tried to 'beat the clock' on this one...And thereby, 'technically' scammed me.

Don't get me wrong, I like RevolverMag and was thinking of getting a subscription...But I'm wondering if I should reconsider.

What I need from YOU:

If you have purchased/received the January 2009 Issue of Revolver - and have successfully entered the code and downloaded the MP3's (I sure as hell haven't been able to) I would greatly appreciate it if you could post a message in the comments section saying that you have them, and if possible email them to me (or if you could make a .rar/.zip file and upload that to MediaFire or RapidShare, etc. so I can download it that way).

Any help greatly appreciated and 'thank you' in advance for anyone who tries.

Final Thought:

I like RevolverMag, and I'd hate to rip anybody off (unless your last name is 'Rothschild', 'DuPont' or 'Rockefeller', etc.) but can I help but to feel just a tad bit ripped of myself?! Regardless, 'file-sharing' occurs all over the internet, and pretty much everyone does it. It's probably not right, but I don't see it as being 'theft', since no actual physical item is stolen, and/or re-sold or plagiarized.

So...I've been thinking, perhaps We ('You' + 'Me', if I'm not too much of a slothful fucktard) should create a list of all the RevolverMag 'Bootleg-Series' codes for each months issue, and then post it so fans and readers who miss an issue or two can download the MP3's (they are 'free' after all - as it states in the magazine itself). As a matter of fact, an easy way for you to post it, would be to do so on your own blogs, or in the 'comments' section right here on mine!

Just an idea. Would be nice if you participated.

~Azzan~

Good Things are on the Whorizon

2008-11-28T19:16:00.000+01:00

Greetings again you worthless cunts.

I don't know who the hell reads this blog - meh - doesn't matter (by the way I hate people who use the word/expression 'meh') because even if I did know that, it's not like I could use that info for anything worthwhile. I was thinking of using 'Google-Anal-y-tics' and maybe adding a 'page-hit-counter' here, but the only 'free' hit-counters I could find have advertisements which they add to your blog, so no - not yet anyway.

Lot's has happened since the last time I updated.

In fact, too much to list right now because I'm too fucking lazy. I have tonnes of ideas for this blog and am hoping to put them into practice eventually.

Given how rarely I update my blog, I'm now thinking I ought to call this, "The Nemrosim Quarterly" because that's about as often as I update it.

Nevertheless, Good Things are indeed on the Whorizon...But probably after a whole lotta bad ones. We'll see how that goes. But for now, if you happen to be one of the five or so people who read this blog, it is well enough for you to know that it is not dead yet, and still very much in it's infancy - which implies there's lot's more to come...I hope.

I'll try to update it again today...But don't hold me to it!

~Azzan~

Random Thoughts about some Hot Korean Bitch

2008-09-29T17:02:00.000+02:00

Man, I don't want to turn this into another MMA-blog [or even set MMA as one of my usual 'themes' for articles - considering (a) no one with a life or a job with decent pay will ever read this and (b) I don't put out articles that often and thus should best focus my energies in writing articles about subjects that actually matter] but am I the only one who'd like to bang that hot Korean chick (or maybe she's Japanese) who is leaning on K-1 and MMA fighter Hong-Man "Techno Goliath" Choi (01-01-00) in the picture to the right? Or am I just the only one willing to admit it?

Man I sure hope she's not Hong-Man's wife or anything. I mean the guy's like 7'2", and would (b)/eat the crap out of me. I'd hate to fight that guy over her, well, maybe not, if it lasted like one *slap* and I fell to the ground pretending I was really hurt so the fight would end prematurely so I wouldn't actually get hurt (much like they do in 'fake-TV-wrestling') and then got to bang her afterward like it was Y2K all over again, and I have to have the greatest goddamn orgy in the history of the universe, because all of the computers would stop working on 2000-01-01/12:00-AM and then we wouldn't have internet porn, and airplanes would fall out of the sky and fly into the World Trade Center and then the government would use that as an excuse to invade Afghanistan and so they could tell us that they were looking for some guy on kidney-dialysis hiding in a cave, when all they wanted to do was to secure the poppy-crop so they could manufacture and export Heroine into the US and Europe and get filthy rich off of it and it would turn out later that the Osama Bin-Laden was a CIA creation and asset from the git-go, but a few billion people would be fooled and would get into a holy war over this silly shit, while the Illuminati laughs their asses off at us all.

(The Principle: It's really quite simple, first you 'ban' the drugs, that makes them rare, and then when something becomes 'rare', it's price skyrockets astronomically and hence you make record profits - and before you ask: Yes, the people who ban and criminalize the drugs are the same ones behind shipping them in!) ~Azzan~ (I don't know why I need to quote myself...Oh well).

Problem is I don't know her name, not that I really care to but I can't already find decent porn with her on the internet...And even if I did, I wouldn't know it's her, because again, I don't know who the hell she is. All I know is that I'd like to bang her with about a billion other girls. If I had it my way (I never do) instead of having threesomes and four-ways, I'd have me a billion-some.

Hell, I'd be satisfied having a 'six-hundred-sixty-six-thousand-six-hundred-sixty-six'-some.

...Okay fine maybe the STD's aren't worth it, nor is it possible to get that many people fucking at the same time and in the same room; so maybe 2 or 3 is really what every guy wants and some lucky bastards that aren't me actually get them but ya' never know.

...Damn! Now I forgot what I was writing about...Oh yeah, I'd bang that chick. I was looking at this very fine blog (which is NSFW and NOT created/run by me - trust me) hoping to find some decent Asian 'girl-on-girl', which I did manage to find at the given address - and so I got distracted there (by the way, also check out the eBooks section, some real neat stuff in there too!) and totally forgot that I've seen about a billion chicks like the one in the photo above.

But that I'd still bang her in a heartbeat if I could after all I am a horny bastard (AKA: Normal).

***

For me life is simple, I just follow the "Five-F's" (to help keep my life tidy and under control):

Fasting
Feasting
Finding
Fighting, and...
Reproduction (I'll let you figure out which 'F' this is).

Except I usually lose when it comes to #4, and as for #5: Gimme a break. Come to think of it, I've been doing a lot of #1 lately which is usually followed by #2 when I realize I have an appetite for something other then internet-porn (i.e. Pornographic-Magazines, my best friends little sister, his mom, that girl I'd like to bang from ninth/tenth-grade in high-school like a decade ago in English Class, and the other one the year before in Instrumental-Music and Mathematics, and the other one in Geography 2 years later, and the other one in Business, etc.)

As you can tell there are plenty of women I'd like to bang.

Why the hell am I telling you this? Who the hell are you to know about my private-social-life or lack-thereof?! Oh yeah, now that I think about it, I had that bitch of an ex-girlfriend...Actually she wasn't a bitch to me, we just sort of broke up because I moved a lot, and was unable (i.e. too fucking lazy) to visit her.

But as far as I'm concerned I just wasn't gonna take her crap anymore, and so I threw her out the door, and forgot to open the door so she just hit the door, fell on the ground with a broken bloody-nose and was like "What did you do that for?!" and I was like "I love you too!" and then I gave her a good hard 'soccer-kick' in her crotch and another to her face and then I ran like hell not because I was afraid of getting beaten up, but because I needed some exercise.

You buyin' that? Nah! Me neither.

I was running because I didn't wanna lose a fight to a girl, because it would totally be a blow to my manhood...And not in the way I would like it (in her mouth - where it rightfully belongs) so I just kept running, until I got to the airport and...

...Actually that never really happened, but I raped that bitch in the twat! And you in the face!! And your mother in the back-hole!!! I guess is the overall message, here.

Oh right, my girlfriend was a total bitch (and she beat me up every third or fourth day) and so was the second one whom I was banging behind her back. Holy shit! Now that I actually come to think of it, I actually had like 4 girlfriends...And at least 3 of them at the same time!

Now that I think about it, I absolutely hate women, and right now I wish I turned gay. I tried it back in high-school for a week...It didn't work out that well. Speaking of high-school, I also had like 4 teacher's through out my entire high-school career, that were like smokin' hot!

...Actually no, I'm exaggerating.

The first two were the 'acceptable' kind of women, you'd bang and not be ashamed to either show to your parents, or more importantly your friends - as their criticisms are often built upon criteria that actually matter (i.e. her looks Vs. the amount of nagging you have to put up with before tying her to your automobiles' rear-bumper and dragging her for a few blocks).

...But then there were two other teachers I had in my last year of high-school, that were really fine pieces of ass, let me just put it this way, they were "fresh out of teachers-college!" (or whatever the fuck they call it in the USA - since I assume most of my readers are living there; so like 2 people total worldwide).

Oh yeah, I tried to scrog two of them, failed with one, and got passed third-base with the hottest one. Those were the best 6 minutes of my entire high-school/gymnasia career. Actually, no, I diddled her a couple of times, went down did the whole 'lip-service' thing...AND THAT FUCKING BITCH WOULDN'T RETURN THE FAVOR!!!

What the hell is it with women?! Who the hell do they think they are, seriously?! At the very least my GPA could have gone up, BUT DID IT?!...Okay, maybe a little. But does that account anything for all of my sacrifices?! NO!! By that time, I was like already 18 and so I figured what the hell, I'll just go to an 'all night party' as they usually let people 16 and over in.

...And then I totally forgot about the ordeal since I had to buy a new computer, and was wondering which O/S I'd best use. I asked myself "Should I use Windows-XP or Linux?" The 'Apple-Macintosh' looked like an interesting and trendy item - largely due to the popularity of the iPod (and to this day I don't have an iPod) but it was too expensive and likely wouldn't have enough 'juice' for today's PC games, but with a traditional IBM-PC/Clone, I could run both Linux for added security and 'dual-boot' it with XP specifically for games.

Then I realized that I don't really play games, and haven't had time to since I was like 12, and so I scrapped the whole idea, because a game can take anywhere from a few hours, to a few months to complete, and I figured, I'm just not that dedicated. But I will again someday, as soon as I can find some time and what the fuck was I typing about anyway?!

URRGGGGHH!!! I'm suffering from Tourette's Syndrome in cyberspace or what I like to call "Internetourette's Syndrome". Isn't Tourette's some funny shit?! I've never actually known anyone to suffer from it (except this one guy his name was like Branjko or something) but I don't know if you could truthfully say that something as random and nonsensical as Tourette's Syndrome isn't funny. I mean, unless you're the (unfortunate) one who has it, and are going for a job interview, which I suppose wouldn't help land you an exciting career in public speaking.

As a side note you should know that the word 'public' is a contraction of the words:

'Pube' + 'Lick' = 'Public'.

Man, I'm a bloody fucking genius! And I'm going to scrog you brutally with my huminuscule wanker the next time you come to my 'boring-log' or 'borlog'. Fuck off! Take care and have a nice day...Wortheless cunt-maggots.

~Azzan~

PS. I totally forgot about the 'contest' for my second blog-entry. I'll tell you the name of the Castle and the book in which I was reading of it...Next update (hopefully - unless I forget about it for another 6 weeks) it's a neat story too!

PPS: If you know the chick in the photo and any porn she's been in (I have the 'right to dream' don't I?!) please send me the media-links because I'm a horny bastard always looking for something to ogle and drool over. Man, Asian chicks are nice. Actually my main preference in Blondes and then Asians. Or Blondes who are Asians...Or Asian-Blondes. I'm not making any sense. Why are you still reading this? Get lost already! Die! Read a book...Whatever you do please just go the hell away. GOD!

Tito and Jenna are having Twins - I poke fun.

2008-09-24T05:21:00.000+02:00

For those of you who don't know...Ah, who am I kidding? Everyone knows (possibly retired?) Porn Star Jenna Jameson, and perhaps very intimately - albeit - from a distance (between the sofa and the TV). What you might not know (likely if your a girl) is that she's dating Mix-Martial Arts Fighter and former UFC Middleweight/Light-Heavyweight Champion - dubbed the "Huntington-Beach Bad-Boy" Tito Ortiz (Wins:15 - Losses:06 - Draws:01).

Tito - now no longer with the UFC - is fresh off of a loss from rising MMA star and my particular favorite Ryoto "Lyoto" (rymes with "Kyoto") Carvalho "The Dragon" Machida (13-00-00) but has much to look forward to as he will soon be the Father of twins from his love-interest/girl-friend/wife/idon'tknowwhatthehellsheisatthispoint Jenna.

Proof that I'm not making this up: the following (in pink) was listed on her official MySpace.Com account (http://www.myspace.com/JennaJameson)

September 23, 2008 - Tuesday
Twins!!!!!!
Current mood: ecstatic

Yes everyone, I can officially confirm that Tito and I are expecting twins! I had my second ultrasound today and was greeted by two big healthy babies with pounding hearts. I can't even express the extreme serenity that came over me once I saw my children inside me. It has been my dream to have children for an exremely long time, and I truly feel like finally... the time is right and god has blessed me. I have never felt more like a woman, or more alive.

Tito is happier than I have ever seen him, it is so fulfilling to see him so proud. He looked me in the eye today after our doctors appointmet and said "I'm the luckiest man on earth... thank you for having my babies". I cried.

i have been spending my days on bedrest, not because it is doctor ordered... but because, I am so incredibly fatigued and nauseous. Its hard to drag myself out of bed some mornings, which is hard for me... since I am always so active! I have officially gained 7 pounds so far, and am planning on a lot more. I crave fruit by the gallon... ornages and pineapple are at the top of my list. Cereal at 3 am suits me every night!

Lastly, I want to thank all of you for your unwavering support. It means so much to me, I don't think you even know. There are a lot of nasty comments from insensitive people, but in my state of incredible happiness... It doesnt matter what they say!

I love all of you!

JJ

Source: http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=14030326&blogID=435288996

***

I truly wish them all (Tito, Jenna, the Twins, the Mystery Father, Jenna's Dad, the Doctor, the Nurse, Club Jenna, Vivid Entertainment, Silicon Valley, etc. and anyone else who shares in this moment) the best of luck, happiness and success, but for the sake of hilarity (I tried to refrain from, but couldn't bring myself to stop laughing) I will now pick apart Jenna's blog and make fun of a few select statements. Warning, this is likely to be in bad taste, so if you're the type that gets easily offended (and doesn't like getting offended - I presume there are some out there who do like getting offended, believe me, I've met them) now would be a good time to stop reading, as it all goes downhill from here.

...Now on with my 'response/rebuttal' of Jenna's blog statement.

***

Jenna: "I can't even express the extreme serenity that came over me once I saw my children inside me."

Me: I wonder what sensations she must have felt when all those guys were inside of her.

"I have never felt more like a woman, or more alive."

Really? I suppose that's why you've "been spending my days on bedrest, not because it is doctor ordered...but because, I am so incredibly fatigued and nauseous". So I suppose being 'alive' is synonymous with being 'bedridden', 'fatigued' and 'nauseous'? Either that, or you're already on the set of your next film. The more you know...

"Tito is happier than I have ever seen him..."

My God! What charismatic and unbreakable spirit Tito must have - I mean he's happy even after Machida kicked his ass for three rounds straight! Well, he should be happy, after all he used to be addicted to Crystal-Meth and is now dating a Skank...So I guess he could be doing worse.

"[...] which is hard for me..."

Like a vibrating dildo? Or like a basic math-problem?

"[...] I am always so active!"

I know what you're talking about Jenna; I started watching your videos back when I was like 11.

"I have officially gained 7 pounds so far, and am planning on a lot more."

Is that supposed to be a good thing? I would advise you not to pack on the excess-baggage, or else Tito might follow your lead and end up NOT making weight for his next fight to avoid losing against a can.

"I crave fruit by the gallon..."

Jenna dear, 'Semen' does not constitute as fruit - but if it's by a gallon, in your line of work - cum has to be like 'wine', so yeah, I guess it's probably fruit.

"[...] ornages and pineapple are at the top of my list."

Are you sure you don't mean Orgies/Orisons and Penile-Attachments?

"Cereal at 3 am suits me every night!"

So you mean to tell me that you fantasize about Machida meanwhile Tito's the one who gets lucky under the sheets?! See, Machida -IS- getting screwed by everybody (no pun intended - and yes I don't particularly care if you think my pun WAS intended).

"Lastly, I want to thank all of you for your unwavering support."

I take great pride in knowing that I'm always willing and able to provide a lady support down under when she needs it! And after Tito's loss, she definitely needs it! Of course Ortiz could just use his Ginormous head. Speaking of which, just how will the twins get through her vagina? I mean, I know Jenna's been stretched out a few thousand times, but will those twins really be able to push through?

"There are a lot of nasty comments from insensitive people..."

Uh, no - Jenna sweetheart, those comments only sound 'nasty' because they're from super-sensitive people, you know the type (those with Erectile-Dysfunction who still manage to land jobs at Vivid) after all, you've worked with them. Regardless, they can't possibly be any more 'nasty' than the kind of freaky shit you've done in your day (which perhaps may have half-a-dust-creek's life still left in it, somewhere in there) can it?!

"I love all of you!"

...I wouldn't be surprised if you already did!

***

...But no, I'm happy for them, and I hope the twins are delivered-safe/born-healthy. But seriously, if they're both in there 69ing inside their Mom's crotch, technically haven't they already had sex? Wow, losing virginity before birth. Don't I feel like a complete failure. Oh by the way, I've just checked Jenna's MySpace.Com account, and under education it says "Highschool". Damn, now I REALLY feel like a complete failure. My parents were right - I should have gotten into porn, instead of pursuing a life in music and literature.

Before I end off this update, I'd like Congratulate Tito and Jenna again and wish them the best. And to the twins, have no fears you'll fit in perfectly with all of your classmates, provided it doesn't bother you that they all have video footage of your Mom getting gang-raped by a bunch of guys and your Dad getting his ass kicked by two of my favorite fighters [Ryoto Machida and Chuck "The Iceman" Liddell (21-06-00)]. Really. Just Kidding.

Ah, well - Congrats' to all y'all anyway!!!

~Azzan~

Relax Assholes (Updates Coming).

2008-08-29T00:02:00.000+02:00

To the 6 or so people who visit/read this blog (apparently, I happen to be my own biggest fan) and never leave any comments - largely because there is nothing to read here and hence nothing to comment upon - know that updates are coming (perhaps even free downloads of various media) though nothing too flashy (and probably nothing you can't already find on other blogs) but a resource for those lucky enough to come across it (Yeah, right).

Concerning the next update, here's a hint, it's a little something regarding a particular Castle I read about a few years ago...And have started reading again! (It's really that good!) If you can guess it's name (by entering it in the comment box) before next update I just might throw in a little prize?! Nah! Perhaps I'll let you know which one by next update?...Perhaps not.

...But still, props off to those who try (and double to those who might actually succeed - i.e. Me, since I already know the answer).

On a completely different subject, I still don't know all of the (little) features of blogger, but I think I've got a hang of most of the major ones by now. So I will be updating again shortly (Please allow 9 months for delivery).

~Azzan~

An Introduction to Nothing.

2008-06-30T04:45:00.000+02:00

Greetings you Horrible-Lot.

This is the first post (and likely to be 'the last' for a while) as I'm new to 'blogging' (I hate that word) and am still learning all the features of blogger. Updates will be posted variably; usually only when I feel like I have something to say. This blog serves no single purpose and therefore can cater to any, multi- or all purposes/interests (basically a 'floating-format' here).

Feel free to link to me, as I am an attention-whore and would like as many visitors as possible (of course I wouldn't be surprised if in the next 3 years fewer than 6 people actually came to this blog). Oh well, I try. I believe they call it 'Democracy' these days.

I have ideas, suppositions, convictions and beliefs (which tend to change subtly from time to time). I am biased about things and often make generalizations (though usually not entirely of an intentionally hateful nature). I try not to contradict myself (oddly enough, I seldom do) as I don't wish to be labeled a 'hypocrite'...But then again, no one is perfect (or at least, very few are entirely perfect).

Finally, this blog is an 'ongoing-work-in-progress'. Meaning that I might come back and change things (that's if I'm able to). Don't hold me accountable to anything I say here, although I believe it's safe to say that the vast majority of it is true. If you get offended or die while reading this blog, feel free to 'Rest-In-Peace' but please don't have your family members, friends, co-workers, etc. sue me. I tend to say lots of 'off-the-wall' stuff every now and then.

I'll try not to outrage readers, unless I'm especially in the mood of doing so. Don't bitch about stuff, that's what I'm here for. Thank you and welcome to this blog of (presently) nothing.

~Azzan~